TLP: Brand New Health Trend!
This article was published in The Lemon Press Issue 39, on February 16th 2019. Full issue found here.
You’ve heard of the charcoal health trend, which helps with energy and teeth whitening. Now get ready for the next big thing…
GRAVEL!
Gravel is the new thing on the block, literally!
Gravel has been shown by many Instagram models to help with weight loss, teeth health, and skin problems!
Gravel provides many uses!
For problematic skin, just take a handful of gravel, and rub it all over your face until the skin is gone!
If you eat Gravel, it will knock out all of your teeth, including any cavities and yellowness!
Now, we know what you’re thinking: ‘Won’t eating Gravel kill me?’ You’re right! But here’s the thing; when you’re dead, you’ll look so much thinner!
Gravel is easy and cheap, just pay £49.99 every week and you are allowed to grab some gravel off the street! Grab yours now, before it’s gone!
Just listen to one of our ambassadors, who has been promoting Gravel on her Instagram. Here’s what she has to sa-we have just been informed that’s she’s dead.
The Lemon Press’ Lifestyle Editors on their way to sniff out a scoop!